Dagger 9mm and Baseball #1

I'm following +Jarrett Crader and sticking with DIY RPG from now on. Seems the majority of people using the term OSR are looking to sell you crap, working a Ponzi scheme or busy laying down rules as to what is or is not acceptable behavior. My favorite is when they lay down rules as to what people should be doing on their own blogs. Sorry. My first blog was in the 90's and had a metric fuck ton of posts about getting wrecked on different combinations of recreational pharmaceuticals and installing *nix on different hardware platforms. By *nix I mean the BSDs, primarily FreeBSD and my main love, OpenBSD. My most popular post by far was the time a communist wasp climbed into our XBox and sacrificed itself shorting out the reading laser and I zapped the living shit out of myself taking the unit apart while Cathleen and I were rolling. Oh she thought it was hilarious btw that I had sucked down  zoomies while acting chivalrous fixing that Xbox for her. There's pics of her red-faced and laughing and also pics of the husk of the poor soldier wasp with the thought bubble, "Fuck your bourgeoisie entertainment! When the revolution comes we will grease the treads of our tanks with your guts!" I rather liked him to be honest.

So yeah, screw your petty rules. I was blogging before some of you law-givers discovered that cool little trick with your penis. Besides, haven't you heard? Specialization is for insects and we've already covered what happened to soldier wasp. You don't want to end up a burnt out husk on the laser unit of entertainment. This obsession with rules and laying down the law puzzles me. On the bright side keep throwing them down so my merry band of fellow travelers have something to laugh at and gleefully tear asunder. Fresh material is always welcome.

Jarrett's visualization of our Dagger 9mm session

Monday I had the joy of playing +Gwendolyn Harper's [Dagger 9mm] a Cyberpunk 2020/Baz Luhrman’s Romeo & Juliet mashup. This game was so much fun, just over the top gonzo at its best. It also reinforced a lesson I'm still learning, a great character death is worth a thousand times more than waiting around playing it safe. When Jim Jam jumped out the window to escape the migraine inducing squelch coming from every cellphone in the neighborhood only to pancake headfirst into the pavement directly in front of the assembled crowd of Church of Latter Day Satanists, that's a moment I will remember for a long time to come. Couple that with a toilet bomb that leveled Neon City and it was a memorable evening indeed. Click on the link to [Dagger 9mm]. It's a compact little hack, grab some friends, a few left handed cigarettes and have a blast.

My "Char Sheet/Play Notes" aka lifted doodlescribbles

I love Monday Open Table Game. It's the perfect example of the fun that can be had when you say, "Fuck the rules!" and let the moment take hold. No one goes into a hobby to be restricted, reprimanded, scolded or forced to apologize. Fuck that noise. If you expect me to do that you better be issuing me a paycheck. Until then you are cordially invited to suck a fart out of my ass.

No reason other than I think Pedro Bell is a national treasure and everyone needs more Funkadelic in their lives.

In the continuing vein of not giving a fuck lets have some chucks I proudly present the latest irreverent offering from the Mongrel Banquet Club, [Baseball #1] .

Inside you will find useless random tables for cockroach conversations, different types of backpacks, wondrous/terrible cocktail effects, the world's fastest dungeon, The Temple of Glory, The Offal Holy Brothel and even more completely spurious and useless crap to litter your campaign world. "Acep you hypocrite! You're peddling crap!" This is not the crap you're looking for. This crap can pass. Read the "product description" fully all the way to the end and then yell into the nearest available toilet. We're Mongrels. We have potty mouths, are not yet fully toilet trained, still find potty humor funny and yes, Freud would have a field day. We're good with that.